My Name Is Daffy Dave
(2:18)
My Name is Daffy Dave and I will show you how
to sing a song and clean your room
your parents will say "wow"!
So, get right down and wipe away your frown
my name is Daffy Dave I'm a real, clean clown.
Clap your hands together, everyone say "yay"!
Clap your hands together and have a "Daffy Day"!
Clap your hands together and shake your tushie too
Dance around and sing a song and dust away the blues.
(La, la, la, la, la, la...)
Well, if you clean your room when it's a filthy mess,
you'll be tickled pink, 'cause then it will not stink! (pee-U!)
So, clean your room today, and use the Daffy Way
Dance around and sing a song
and dust your blues away!
(La, la, la, la, la, la...)
My Name is Daffy Dave and I will show you how
to sing a song and clean your room
your parents will say "wow"!
So, get right down and wipe away your frown
my name is Daffy Dave I'm a real, clean clown.
(La, la, la, la, la, la...)
spoken over the la, la's:
"make your bed!
"put your toys away!"
"pick up your clothes!"
"dust the furniture!"
"and sing a song!"
"and dance around!"
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Red Light, Green Light
(2:29)
Red light...Stop! Green light...Go!
yellow light means you got to go S-S-S-L-L-O-O-W-W-W
Red light...Stop! Green light...Go!
yellow light means you got to go S-S-S-L-L-O-O-W-W-W
But, what does a black light mean?
What does a black light mean?
What does a black light mean?
Refrain:
It means you got to Dance, Dance, Dance
you dance all around (c'mon people, show me how to boogie)
Dance, Dance, Dance to the beat of the sound
(c'mon everybody, let's get down and funky)
Shake, shake, shake your tushie around
(shake your tushie, shake, shake your tushie)
Shake your tushie right down to the ground.
Red light...Stop! Green light...Go!
yellow light means you got to go S-S-S-L-L-O-O-W-W-W
Red light...Stop! Green light...Go!
yellow light means you got to go S-S-S-L-L-O-O-W-W-W
But, what does a black light mean?
What does a black light mean?
What does a black light mean?
Refrain
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Soccer Rock 'n Roll
(2:17)
I love to play soccer with a soccer ball
kick it down the field, trying not to fall.
Pass it to my team-mates on the other side,
kick it in the net, now we're satisfied.
We scored a goal, we're on a roll,
the Soccer Rock – the Soccer Rock 'n Roll!
My Parents are here and they're watching the game,
cheering in the bleachers and yelling my name.
"Hey, look over there, it's a butterfly!"
"Oops!" Now the other team is running right on by –
They scored a goal. They're on a roll.
The Soccer Rock – the Soccer Rock 'n Roll.
Refrain:
You kick the ball in soccer, but you can't use your hands;
unless you're the goalie, don't you understand?
You gotta stop the game if you kick it out of bounds,
and then you kick again when you hear that whistle sound.
instrumental break (w/ "yays," etc.)
I play on a team with a blue uniform, the other team wears a yellow one.
We're called "The Sharks" and they're "The dragonflies".
When the game's all over, give a big high-five!
I scored a goal! I'm on a roll!
The Soccer Rock – the Soccer Rock 'n Roll.
I love to play soccer with a soccer ball
kick it down the field, trying not to fall.
Pass it to my team-mates on the other side,
kick it in the net, now we're satisfied.
We scored a goal. We're on a Roll.
We may not win, but we're still friends.
If we lose, we try again...there's always...next sea..son.
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The Hop, Hop Song
(1:52)
Hop, hop, hop! Hop, hop, hop!
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
Hop, hop, hop! and sing this song (yee-haw!)
Clap your hands, clap your hands,
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap your hands!
Clap your hands, and sing this song (yee-haw!)
Turn around, turn around,
Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn around
Turn around and sing this song! (woo-hoo!)
March in place! March in place!
March, march, march, march, march in place!
March in place! and sing this song (woo-hoo, hoo)
Shake your tushie! Shake your tushie!
Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake your tushie!
Shake your tushie! and sing this song! (yee-haw!)
Tickle your knee! Tickle your knee!
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tickle your knee!
Tickle your knee! and sing this song! (yee-haw!)
Dance with a friend! Dance with a friend!
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance with a friend!
Dance with a friend! and sing this song! (yee-haw!)
Shake your feet! Shake your hands!
Shake everything all over the place!
Shake your feet! and sing this song! (yee-haw!)
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump alittle higher!
C'mon you guys and jump alittle higher!
(spoken: "Hey, you jumped thru the ceiling!
You come down from there right now! Okay.")
and sing this song! (yee-haw!)
Hop, hop, hop! Hop, hop, hop!
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
Hop, hop, hop! and sing this song (yee-haw!)
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One, Two, Smelly Shoe
(1:30)
One two, smelly shoe,
three four, going out the door!
five six, out by the sticks,
seven eight, over the gate!
nine ten, act like a hen:
baw-keck!....do it again. (again? that's right, again!)
One two, gotta get the glue
three four, ...what for?
five six, my daddy's gotta fix
seven eight, a broken plate
nine ten, act like a hen:
baw-keck!....do it again. (again? that's right, again!)
One two, the cow goes moo!
three four, at the store
five six, buy me some tricks
seven eight, oops! too late!
nine ten, act like a hen:
baw-keck!...do it again. (again? Yup. again.)
One two, now I'm through.
three four, want some more?
five six, feeling sick
seven eight, lost some weight
nine ten, act like a hen:
baw-keck!....do it again. (again? Nope. It's done.)
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Nanny-foof-n-nanny
(1:23)
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny is such a silly word,
I want to say it all day long just like a crazy bird.
So, when you hear me pouring ketchup in the rain,
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny is swimming in my brain.
'cause Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, ice cream on your car,
driving in your bedroom, you'll never get too far!
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, when you're feeling blue
Nanny-foof-n-Nanny is deep inside of you.
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, what's that stinky smell?
Someone find a chicken, so I can ring a bell.
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, ring alittle bell.
Ring alittle better, or you will have to spell:
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny N-A-N-N-Y, F-F-F-F, N-N-N-N,
I really don't, really know WHY!
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, standing on your head,
walking on the ceiling your cow can go to bed.
'cause Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, and diddle, diddle dee,
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny is the song just right for me.
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny is such a silly word
I want to say it all day long just like a crazy bird.
So when you hear me pouring ketchup in the rain,
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny is swimming in my brai..ai..ain.
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Choo Choo Train
(1:23)
Choo Choo train is coming round, everybody it's in town
Choo Choo train is coming round, it's coming to our town
Refrain:
Choo! Choo!
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga
Choo! Choo!
Watch that whistle blow the steam, hear the bell go ding, ding, ding
wave to the people, All aboard! Everyone stand clear!
Refrain
Climb aboard and hold my hand. Take a trip to Magic Land.
Watch the trees and hills go by. Dreams come true for you and I.
Refrain
Conductor says, tickets please! Engineer controls the speed.
Rolling down the tracks on time. Engine, engine, number nine!
Refrain
Choo Choo train is coming round, everybody it's in town
Choo Choo train is coming round, it's coming to our town
Refrain
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Shake a Hand, La,la,la
Shake Another Hand, nother hand next to ya,
Shake another hand and sing this song,
Shake Another Hand, nother hand next to ya,
Shake another hand and sing this song.
Refrain
La,la,la...
Scratch another back, nother back next to ya,
Scratch another back and sing this song,
Scratch another back, nother back next to ya,
Scratch another back and sing this song.
Refrain
Tickle another knee, nother knee next to ya,
Tickle another knee and sing this song,
Tickle another knee, nother knee next to ya,
Tickle another knee and sing this song.
Refrain
Give a High Five, nother five next to ya,
Give a High Five and sing this song,
Give a High Five, nother five next to ya,
Give a High Five and sing this song.
Refrain
Bump another rump, nother rump next to ya,
Bump another rump and sing this song,
Bump another rump, nother rump next to ya,
Bump another rump and sing this song.
Clap your hands...
Refrain
(spoken: ...this is where we get alittle sweeter...)
Give alittle hug, alittle hug next to ya,
Give alittle hug and sing this song,
Give alittle hug, alittle hug next to ya,
Give alittle hug and sing this song.
Clap your hands...
Refrain
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Oh Where, Oh Where Can My Underwear Be?
Oh where, oh where can my underwear be?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
Oh where, oh where can my underwear be?
Oh bring back my undies to me!
Refrain
Bring back! Bring back! Oh, bring back my (undies) to me, to me!
Bring back! Bring back! Oh, bring back my (undies) to me!
Oh where, oh where can my dirty sox be?
Oh where, oh where can they be?
Oh where, oh where can my dirty sox be?
Oh bring back my stinkies to me!
Refrain w/ stinkies
Oh where, oh where can my garbage can be?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
Oh where, oh where can my garbage can be?
Oh bring back my garbage to me.
Refrain w/ garbage
Oh where, oh where can the bathroom be?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
Oh where, oh where can the bathroom be?
Oh hurry, I've got to go.
Refrain w/ potty
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See Ya Later, Alligator
(0:34)
See ya later, alligator
after awhile, crocodile
fare thee well, my ding-dong bell
see ya soon, my big baboon.
Adios my parakeet
sinanara, tweet, tweet, tweet!
Adieu, adieu and salamat
aloha oe, and thanks a lot!
(spoken: Thanks alot! Ya all come back now, ye hear?!)
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