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Daffy Dave's Children's Clowning, Music and Story CD Lyrics

Lyrics from Daffy Dave's clowning, music and storytelling CDs.

Meet the Daffy Dave Band

9 songs, 37 minutes

1. I Don't Want To
2. Birthday Party
3. The Singin' Dingalings
4. I Like to Play
5. The Silly Good-bye Song
6. Time to Go to Bed
7. Super Chicken
8. Dusty's Drum Solo
9. Time to Go to Bed (Instrumental)

I Don't Want To

I...DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL
I...DON'T WANNA DO MY HOMEWORK

Refrain 1:
Why don't you do it for me?
I love you mommy, can't you see?
Why don't you do it for me?
You said you love me mommy, please!...for me...(Hey!)

I...DON'T WANNA PICK MY TOYS UP
I...DON'T WANNA CLEAN MY ROOM

Refrain 1

I...DON'T WANNA FEED MY HAMSTER
I...DON'T WANNA HELP MY SISTER

Refrain 1

SOLO (Vs.)

Refrain 1

AND NOW A WORD FROM MOM AND DAD...

WE DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK
WE DON'T WANNA PAY THE BILLS

Refrain 2:
Why don't you do it for us?
We love you kids, you're drivin' us nuts!
Why don't you do it for us?
You said you love us, why mus' you fuss so much?...(Hey!)

WE DON'T WANNA DO YOUR LAUNDRY
WE DON'T WANNA CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS

Refrain 2

WE DON'T WANNA COOK YOUR DINNER
WE DON'T WANNA DRIVE ANYWHERE

Refrain 2

© Copyright 2008
Words and Music by Mark Stein
Additional words by Dave Mampel

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Birthday Party

I'm gonna run around the yard
Jump in the Bouncy House real hard
I'm a gonna play with all my friends
I'm gonna play until it ends

Refrain:
At my party
I'll party hearty
At my Birthday Party

Refrain

I'm gonna watch a magic show
Laugh at the tricks I think I know
I'm a gonna play with my balloon
Oops! I let it go too soon

Refrain

Bring the cake I'll get a dish
Blow my candles, make a wish
Open Gifts from everyone
Yeah, I'm having lots of fun

Refrain

I'm gonna run around the yard
Jump in the Bouncy House real hard
I'm a gonna play with all my friends
I'm gonna play until it ends

Refrain

At my party, I'll party hearty
At my party, I'll party hearty
At my party, I'll party hearty
At my birthday party

© Copyright David Mampel, 2008

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The Singin' Dingalings

We're not a ring tone (ring, ring)
in your daddy's cell phone (hello?)
We're not a dog tag (shake, shake)
We're not a door bell (ding dong)

Refrain:
We like to sing (sing-a-ling)
We like to dance (won't you dance with us?)
We are the singin' dingalings
(spoken: C'mon everyone! Clap your hands and sing with the dingalings)
'Cause, we are the singin' dingalings —

We're not a car alarm (woo-woo)
in your mommy's mini-van (hey! how do you turn this thing off? —)
We're not a video game (Game Over!)
We're not the school bell (Thank God!)

Refrain

Don't you know...that singin' is fun!?
Can't you feel...that dancing is too?
Why don't you sing and...dance with The Dingalings?

SOLO

We're not your Tivo (fast forward!)
but we look like Devo (wrong generation)
We're not your Remote (Control)
We're not your e-mail (Dot.com)

Refrain

We are the singin...
We are the singin...
We are the singin...
...Dingalings!

© Copyright David Mampel, 2008

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I Like To Play

I like to play        with my friends
I like to play        on the weekends
I like to play        most everyday
I like to play        with my friends

I like to play        with my toys
It's lots of fun        for girls and boys
I like to play        yes it's true
I like to play        with you

I like to play        it's so much fun
I like to hop and jump and run
I like to play        hide and seek
I like to play        with my feet

I like to play        with my toes
Sometimes I play        with my nose
I like to play with my hands and knees and elbows
I like to play        with my toes

I like to play        in the house
I like to play        in the yard
I like to play when mom and dad take me to the park
I like to play        everywhere I go
I like to play        everywhere I go

© Copyright Mark Stein, 2008

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The Silly Good-Bye Song

Now you heard us play and sing
we're a bunch of dingalings
Dance! Dance! Dance!

We like to sing of silly things
things that make your door bell ring
Dance! Dance! Dance!

Refrain:
But now it's time for us to go
we hope you did enjoy the show
Listen to your parents now
don't you have a little cow —

Chance! Chance! Chance! (Give them a —)
Chance! Chance! Chance! (Won't you give them a —)
Chance! Chance! Chance! (Give your parents a —)

You-say-goodbye, We'll say Yell-ow
it's time for us to leave the show
Dance! Dance! Dance!

If we don't make any sense
we'll climb over a chicken fence
Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!

Refrain

SOLO

Refrain

Give your parents a — Chance!...

© Copyright David Mampel, 2008

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Time To Go To Bed

Now it's time for us to go...oh
We had some fun, we hope you liked the show
Time to go home and off to bed
dream the dreams you dance inside your head
When you wake and greet the brand new day
won't you say hello and sing and dance and play?

Now it's time for us to say goodbye
Like the birds, it's time for us to fly
We hate to leave and breathe a heavy sigh (ahhh!)
But all things pass, just like the riverside
We'll wave to you and then we'll blow a kiss
You live inside our hearts, it's you we're going to miss.

Now it's time for us to go...oh
We had some fun, we hope you liked the show
Time to go home and off to bed
dream the dreams you dance inside your head
When you wake and greet the brand new day
won't you say hello and sing and dance and play?

mmm...mmm...mmm...

© Copyright David Mampel, 2008

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Stories of the Strange and Silly

Tall Tales for Long Trips

3 stories, 47 minutes

1 T-Rex Luther: The Greediest Dinosaur in the World
2 Abra's Education
3 The Boy Who Almost Started A War

Class Clown

Dave's music graduates to more songs for older children.

12 songs, 44 minutes

1. Class Clown
2. Silly Rock 'N Roll
3. Grown-ups Get Angry Too
4. Miranda The Panda
5. Monkey's Lucky Day
6. The Safekids Online Song
7. Growing Up In A Box
8. Time To Slow Down
9. Wilbur The Lonesome Wolf
10. Da Pidgin English In Hawaii
11. No School To-Day
12. Sailing Through The Storm

Class Clown

Refrain:
Class clown, fools around
Even when the teacher says to — sit down!
Class clown, jokes around
interrupts the lesson, but brings the house down:

Hey, why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other SLIDE! (ha, ha, ha...)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Eye Deer!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A STICK!

Refrain

What should you do if you're eaten by an elephant?
Run around til you're all pooped out!
How much do pirates pay for their ear-rings?
A Buck an ear!
And, what do prisoners use to call each other?
Why, that would be cell phones.

Refrain

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese!
Why is it great to be a test-tube baby?
You get a womb with a view.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get the Chinese newspaper.
Get it? Get it? ...No? I don't either.
I get the New York Times!

Refrain (w/ 3x's on last line)

© Copyright David Mampel, 2006

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Silly Rock 'N Roll

Silly Rock 'N Roll is the only Rock I know
A big, fat boulder just fell down on my toe!
Ouch! that really hurts...want to eat some dirt!
Silly Rock 'N Roll is a band-aid on my shirt.
Silly Rock 'N Roll don't make no sense to me!
(That's why I like it)

My mother drank a pizza, my sister lost my mind,
My daddy and my doggy ate up my green slime
Now I'm standing on my hands and licking up the lawn
I like to mow the grass when I am upside-down.
Silly Rock 'N Roll don't make no sense to me!
(That's why I love it)

Refrain:
Sometimes I gotta go — crazy in this world
I gotta get silly or else I'm gonna hurl
Silly Rock 'N Roll is a cure for the boredom in my soul.

INSTRUMENTAL (Vs.)

Refrain

Silly Rock 'N Roll is the bottom on my top
I like to spin around and fall down when I stop
I like to jump up and down and sideways 'cross the street,
I give a high five to every apple tree I meet...
Silly Rock 'N Roll don't make no sense to me
(that's why I love it)

Silly Rock 'N Roll is the only Rock I know
A big, fat boulder just fell down on my toe!
Ouch! that really hurts...want to eat some dirt!
Silly Rock 'N Roll is a band-aid on my shirt.
Silly Rock 'N Roll don't make no sense to me.
Silly Rock 'N Roll don't make no sense to me.
Silly Rock 'N Roll don't make no sense to me!

© Copyright David Mampel, 2006

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Grown-ups Get Angry Too!

Refrain:
Mom and dad got mad, they had to take a time-out, (what!?)
take a time-out, (what!?) take a time-out! (yeah!)
Mom and dad got mad, they had to take a time-out,
Grown-ups Get Angry too.

It all started when I was playing in my room,
Mom and dad were taking a nap. (conk shoo)
My baby sister came in and messed-up my toys,
I screamed at her and then she screamed back! (wah!)
And that's when I heard a door slam really loud,

Mom and dad stomped down the hall.
They were so upset with us, they started to shout!!
and that's when I said, "Mom and Dad — time-out!"

Refrain

Mom and dad turned around and went to their room,
I told them "Hey, it's alright...
you both just need time to settle back down
and then maybe you'll would see the light."
And that's when my dad said,
"Hey, grown-ups get mad just like you silly kids too"...

(slower) Parents aren't perfect... so I'll forgive them...
...I'm glad they forgive me too...but...

Refrain

© Copyright David Mampel, 2005

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Miranda The Panda

Ma, Ma, Miranda
She is a Panda
Chubby cheeks and handas
On the veranda,
she tries to standa
Ma, Ma, Miranda...ah...ah...
Ma, Ma Miranda
plays with Amanda
They'll dance around ya
bops up and down yeah
falls on the ground yeah
Ma, Ma, Miranda...ah...ahh...

Refrain:
'Cause she's only one and a half years old...
She's so cute a silly, but she cries when her bottle gets cold!

Ma, Ma, Miranda
she takes her napa
plays in the sanda
Crawls on the landa
gets dirty handas
Ma, Ma, Miranda...ah...ah...
Ma, Ma, Miranda
you know she canda
eat two banana
take off pajama
wake-up manana
Ma, Ma, Miranda...ah...ah...

Refrain

Ma, Ma, Miranda
she is my sista
she'll push my finga
her laugh will linga
she likes to singa
Ma, Ma, Miranda...ah...ah...
Ma, Ma, Miranda
my biggest fanda
she'll clap her handas
and talk just like ya
loves mom and da da
Ma, Ma, Miranda...ah...ah...

Refrain

© Copyright David Mampel, 2006

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Monkey's Lucky Day
(4:13)

Well, monkey's in the tree swinging around, looking for some friends,
jumping on the ground, eating a banana until he hears a sound — (rrrrrh!)
Well, it's Mr. Lion and he ain't nice! Climb up a tree and don't think twice!
If he's hungry, Mr. Monkey, he'll eat you up tonight!

Refrain:
'cause that's the laws of Nature, it sounds mean, but it's o' so true!
Animals gotta eat something, just like me and you!

So, Monkey got away just in time; now he's swinging fast from vine to vine...
until he grabbed something...by mistake: a snake! (ah!)
He's slippin' and a slidin' down ol' Mr. Snake...careful Mr. Monkey,
look out for that lake! Splash! Swim away right now before it's too late!

Refrain

Now Monkey swam away, but it took him awhile,
'cause monkey's aren't fish swimming in The Nile.
He made it to the shore in the mouth of a crocodile...
(slower)
Well, I thought he was gone...and that Croc was a jerk!
(back to swing time)
But croc opened wide and gave a great big burp!
And out jumped Mr. Monkey and he danced his life away!

Well, c'mon everybody and let's do "The Monkey"
Feel what it's like to jump up and down...
Grab your vine and swing high and swing low...whoa! whoa!
Well, c'mon everybody and peel your banana,
eat it fast before it's manana...
C'mon everybody do "The Monkey", the chunky, funky monkey

Refrain

Yeah, Monkey got away not two but three times!
It's Monkey's lucky day in the bright sunshine!
Monkey coulda been a meal...he coulda been a big, fat, raw deal!
Yeah but Monkey got away 'cause it's Monkey's lucky day.
Yeah, Monkey got away 'cause it's Monkey's lucky day.
Oh, Monkey got away 'cause it's Monkey's lucky day!

© Copyright David Mampel, 2003

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Time To Slow Down

Time to slow down, down on the ground
watching the clouds go by...
Time to slow down, sitting on a bench
watching the people go by...

Everybody's moving way too fast,
I'm watching the clouds go by...
moving too fast, nothing can last
watching the clouds drift by...
mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm...

Refrain:
I wanna hear the meadowlarks singing their song,
I wanna smell the liliacs before they're gone,
I wanna see a cloud turn into a shape,
I wanna go swimming in a clear mountain lake,
I'm going to slow down so life won't pass me by...

Time to sit still on top of a hill
Watching the sun rise slow...
Time to sit still on top of a hill
watching the sun rise...whoa!...

Everybody's moving way too fast
watching the sun rise slow...
Moving too fast, nothing can last,
watching the sun rise...whoa!...
mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm...

Refrain

mmm...mmm....mmm...mmm...
watching the clouds go by...
mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm...
watching the people go by...

Everybody's moving way too fast,
mmm...mmm...mmm...
moving too fast, nothing can last...
mmm...mmm...

Refrain

Refrain

pass me...
mmm...mmm...

© Copyright David Mampel, 2006

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Da Pidgin English in Hawaii

Refrain:
Livin' in Hawaii, you speak da Pidgin English
and smile at everyone you meet.
Shaka! Ay Howzit? Hang Loose Cuz
Ay, us go Talk Story.

Dat's how you speak when you live in Hawaii,
da less words mo betta fo me.
Instead of using long sentences,
you speak Da Kine funny poetry.

Everybody has good fun in Hawaii
you joke around and bust laugh on da beach.
And afta you pau surf da summa swells
you grind all da pupus, which means, "let's eat!"

Refrain

So, hop inside da ca, us go cruise down da beach
Auntie, Uncle-guys stay coming too.
Ho! Get plenty okoles sitting next to me!
As what dey call, "broke seat".

Ay, neva mind, 'cause dats my Ohana,
in ada words, dats my family
Livin' in Hawaii, get plenty Kokua,
which means, I share with you and you share with me...(oh)

Refrain

When it's night-time in Hawaii and da Hole' Hole' biting,
grab da bamboo poles and Musabi!
Ho! Get choke fish swimming in da wata,
in ada words, you gotta catch plenty for me!

Ho, only Ono, da fish in my opu,
which means...tastes good in my...tummy!
But, now da Tradewinds blowin', and rain stay coming,
us gotta take da Keikis home fo sleep.

Refrain

Tomorrow, bumby, when we pau hana,
which means when us finish all da work,
us can go pick da Maile in da mountains
If can, can...if no can, no can...

Dat's da island style when you live in Hawaii,
everybody stay on island time
Ay, no worry! Shoots cuz!
Ay, chance 'em..in ada words, hang loose!

Refrain

© Copyright David Mampel, 2006

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Silly Party Songs

NEW COMPILATION! Best Hits of Daffy Dave's First Two Albums of Silly Kid Songs Plus 2 New Bonus Tracks

28 songs, 72 minutes

1. My Name Is Daffy Dave
2. Red Light, Green Light!
3. Shake Your Maracas!
4. Cuckoo Train
5. Soccer Rock 'n Roll
6. De Dinosaurs
7. The Hop, Hop Song
8. One, Two, Smelly Shoe
9. The Messed-up Abc's
10. Yahoo & Scheechness!
11. We're Somewhere Out in Space
12. Nanny-foof-n-nanny
13. (those Darn) Clown Blues
14. Humpty-dumpty
15. (what Shall We Do With A) Scary Monster?
16. Choo Choo Train
17. Wheels On the Bus
18. Hurry, Hurry, Firetruck
19. Shake a Hand, La,la,la
20. Happy Dylan
21. Twinkies, Twinkies, Candy Bars
22. Tiny Tim
23. Nature Is the Place For Me
24. My Toothbrush Marches Up and Down
25. Take Alittle Bath
26. Oh Where, Oh Where Can My Underwear Be?
27. Stinkle, Stinkle
28. See Ya Later, Alligator

My Name Is Daffy Dave
(2:18)

My Name is Daffy Dave and I will show you how
to sing a song and clean your room
your parents will say "wow"!
So, get right down and wipe away your frown
my name is Daffy Dave I'm a real, clean clown.

Clap your hands together, everyone say "yay"!
Clap your hands together and have a "Daffy Day"!
Clap your hands together and shake your tushie too
Dance around and sing a song and dust away the blues.

(La, la, la, la, la, la...)

Well, if you clean your room when it's a filthy mess,
you'll be tickled pink, 'cause then it will not stink! (pee-U!)
So, clean your room today, and use the Daffy Way
Dance around and sing a song
and dust your blues away!

(La, la, la, la, la, la...)

My Name is Daffy Dave and I will show you how to sing a song and clean your room your parents will say "wow"! So, get right down and wipe away your frown my name is Daffy Dave I'm a real, clean clown.

(La, la, la, la, la, la...)
spoken over the la, la's:
"make your bed!
"put your toys away!"
"pick up your clothes!"
"dust the furniture!"
"and sing a song!"
"and dance around!"

© Copyright David Mampel, 2001

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Red Light, Green Light
(2:29)

Red light...Stop! Green light...Go!
yellow light means you got to go S-S-S-L-L-O-O-W-W-W
Red light...Stop! Green light...Go!
yellow light means you got to go S-S-S-L-L-O-O-W-W-W

But, what does a black light mean?
What does a black light mean?
What does a black light mean?

Refrain:
It means you got to Dance, Dance, Dance
you dance all around (c'mon people, show me how to boogie)
Dance, Dance, Dance to the beat of the sound
(c'mon everybody, let's get down and funky)
Shake, shake, shake your tushie around
(shake your tushie, shake, shake your tushie)
Shake your tushie right down to the ground.

Red light...Stop! Green light...Go!
yellow light means you got to go S-S-S-L-L-O-O-W-W-W
Red light...Stop! Green light...Go!
yellow light means you got to go S-S-S-L-L-O-O-W-W-W

But, what does a black light mean?
What does a black light mean?
What does a black light mean?

Refrain

© Copyright David Mampel, 2001

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Soccer Rock 'n Roll
(2:17)

I love to play soccer with a soccer ball
kick it down the field, trying not to fall.
Pass it to my team-mates on the other side,
kick it in the net, now we're satisfied.

We scored a goal, we're on a roll,
the Soccer Rock – the Soccer Rock 'n Roll!

My Parents are here and they're watching the game,
cheering in the bleachers and yelling my name.
"Hey, look over there, it's a butterfly!"
"Oops!" Now the other team is running right on by –

They scored a goal. They're on a roll.
The Soccer Rock – the Soccer Rock 'n Roll.

Refrain:

You kick the ball in soccer, but you can't use your hands;
unless you're the goalie, don't you understand?
You gotta stop the game if you kick it out of bounds,
and then you kick again when you hear that whistle sound.

instrumental break (w/ "yays," etc.)

I play on a team with a blue uniform, the other team wears a yellow one.
We're called "The Sharks" and they're "The dragonflies".
When the game's all over, give a big high-five!

I scored a goal! I'm on a roll!
The Soccer Rock – the Soccer Rock 'n Roll.

I love to play soccer with a soccer ball
kick it down the field, trying not to fall.
Pass it to my team-mates on the other side,
kick it in the net, now we're satisfied.

We scored a goal. We're on a Roll.
We may not win, but we're still friends.
If we lose, we try again...there's always...next sea..son.

© Copyright David Mampel, 2001

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The Hop, Hop Song
(1:52)

Hop, hop, hop! Hop, hop, hop!
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
Hop, hop, hop! and sing this song (yee-haw!)

Clap your hands, clap your hands,
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap your hands!
Clap your hands, and sing this song (yee-haw!)

Turn around, turn around,
Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn around
Turn around and sing this song! (woo-hoo!)

March in place! March in place!
March, march, march, march, march in place!
March in place! and sing this song (woo-hoo, hoo)

Shake your tushie! Shake your tushie!
Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake your tushie!
Shake your tushie! and sing this song! (yee-haw!)

Tickle your knee! Tickle your knee!
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tickle your knee!
Tickle your knee! and sing this song! (yee-haw!)

Dance with a friend! Dance with a friend!
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance with a friend!
Dance with a friend! and sing this song! (yee-haw!)

Shake your feet! Shake your hands!
Shake everything all over the place!
Shake your feet! and sing this song! (yee-haw!)

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump alittle higher!
C'mon you guys and jump alittle higher!
(spoken: "Hey, you jumped thru the ceiling!
You come down from there right now! Okay.")
and sing this song! (yee-haw!)

Hop, hop, hop! Hop, hop, hop!
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
Hop, hop, hop! and sing this song (yee-haw!)

© Copyright David Mampel, 2001

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One, Two, Smelly Shoe
(1:30)

One two, smelly shoe,
three four, going out the door!
five six, out by the sticks,
seven eight, over the gate!
nine ten, act like a hen:
baw-keck!....do it again. (again? that's right, again!)

One two, gotta get the glue
three four, ...what for?
five six, my daddy's gotta fix
seven eight, a broken plate
nine ten, act like a hen:
baw-keck!....do it again. (again? that's right, again!)

One two, the cow goes moo!
three four, at the store
five six, buy me some tricks
seven eight, oops! too late!
nine ten, act like a hen:
baw-keck!...do it again. (again? Yup. again.)

One two, now I'm through.
three four, want some more?
five six, feeling sick
seven eight, lost some weight
nine ten, act like a hen:
baw-keck!....do it again. (again? Nope. It's done.)

© Copyright David Mampel, 2001

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Nanny-foof-n-nanny
(1:23)

Nanny-foof-N-Nanny is such a silly word,
I want to say it all day long just like a crazy bird.
So, when you hear me pouring ketchup in the rain,
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny is swimming in my brain.

'cause Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, ice cream on your car,
driving in your bedroom, you'll never get too far!
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, when you're feeling blue
Nanny-foof-n-Nanny is deep inside of you.

Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, what's that stinky smell?
Someone find a chicken, so I can ring a bell.
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, ring alittle bell.
Ring alittle better, or you will have to spell:

Nanny-foof-N-Nanny N-A-N-N-Y, F-F-F-F, N-N-N-N,
I really don't, really know WHY!
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, standing on your head,
walking on the ceiling your cow can go to bed.
'cause Nanny-foof-N-Nanny, and diddle, diddle dee,
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny is the song just right for me.

Nanny-foof-N-Nanny is such a silly word
I want to say it all day long just like a crazy bird.
So when you hear me pouring ketchup in the rain,
Nanny-foof-N-Nanny is swimming in my brai..ai..ain.

© Copyright David Mampel, 2001

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Choo Choo Train
(1:23)

Choo Choo train is coming round, everybody it's in town
Choo Choo train is coming round, it's coming to our town

Refrain:
Choo! Choo!
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga
Choo! Choo!

Watch that whistle blow the steam, hear the bell go ding, ding, ding
wave to the people, All aboard! Everyone stand clear!

Refrain

Climb aboard and hold my hand. Take a trip to Magic Land.
Watch the trees and hills go by. Dreams come true for you and I.

Refrain

Conductor says, tickets please! Engineer controls the speed.
Rolling down the tracks on time. Engine, engine, number nine!

Refrain

Choo Choo train is coming round, everybody it's in town
Choo Choo train is coming round, it's coming to our town

Refrain

© Copyright David Mampel, 2001

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Shake a Hand, La,la,la

Shake Another Hand, nother hand next to ya,
Shake another hand and sing this song,
Shake Another Hand, nother hand next to ya,
Shake another hand and sing this song.

Refrain
La,la,la...

Scratch another back, nother back next to ya,
Scratch another back and sing this song,
Scratch another back, nother back next to ya,
Scratch another back and sing this song.

Refrain

Tickle another knee, nother knee next to ya,
Tickle another knee and sing this song,
Tickle another knee, nother knee next to ya,
Tickle another knee and sing this song.

Refrain

Give a High Five, nother five next to ya,
Give a High Five and sing this song,
Give a High Five, nother five next to ya,
Give a High Five and sing this song.

Refrain

Bump another rump, nother rump next to ya,
Bump another rump and sing this song,
Bump another rump, nother rump next to ya,
Bump another rump and sing this song.

Clap your hands...

Refrain

(spoken: ...this is where we get alittle sweeter...)

Give alittle hug, alittle hug next to ya,
Give alittle hug and sing this song,
Give alittle hug, alittle hug next to ya,
Give alittle hug and sing this song.

Clap your hands...

Refrain

© Copyright David Mampel, 2000

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Oh Where, Oh Where Can My Underwear Be?

Oh where, oh where can my underwear be?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
Oh where, oh where can my underwear be?
Oh bring back my undies to me!

Refrain
Bring back! Bring back! Oh, bring back my (undies) to me, to me!
Bring back! Bring back! Oh, bring back my (undies) to me!

Oh where, oh where can my dirty sox be?
Oh where, oh where can they be?
Oh where, oh where can my dirty sox be?
Oh bring back my stinkies to me!

Refrain w/ stinkies

Oh where, oh where can my garbage can be?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
Oh where, oh where can my garbage can be?
Oh bring back my garbage to me.

Refrain w/ garbage

Oh where, oh where can the bathroom be?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
Oh where, oh where can the bathroom be?
Oh hurry, I've got to go.

Refrain w/ potty

© Copyright David Mampel, 2001

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See Ya Later, Alligator
(0:34)

See ya later, alligator
after awhile, crocodile
fare thee well, my ding-dong bell
see ya soon, my big baboon.

Adios my parakeet
sinanara, tweet, tweet, tweet!
Adieu, adieu and salamat
aloha oe, and thanks a lot!

(spoken: Thanks alot! Ya all come back now, ye hear?!)

© Copyright David Mampel, 2000

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Bedtime Stories and Lullabies

Perfect for long car trips

"We fell asleep recording this stuff!" - Daffy Dave and Dusty Buckles

16 stories, 44 minutes

1. Introductory Narrative
2. Once Upon a Clock
3. Francesea Falls Asleep
4. Baby Bunny
5. Narrative
6. Rock-a-Bye Bunny/Go to Sleep
7. The Sleepy Giant Spaceman
8. Larry Lemon's Strange Dream
9. Sleepy Town (Sleep Mix Lullabye)
10. Silly Billy's Spring Day
11. Green Pond (Poem)
12. Six Little Pigs (Poem by A.G. Mampel)
13. Little Joey Mischief
14. Sleepy Eyes (Sleep Mix Lullabye)
15. Narrative
16. Dusty's Lullaby

The Little Monster

(and other silly-scary stories and songs)

1. The Little Monster
2. Scared of the Dark (song)
3. The Fiery Dragon Visits the Cold Castle
4. Halloween Night (song)
5. The Princess Witch